Total Medals Earned: 696 (From 155 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,405 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/11 (10/250 points)
Get a score below 1k
Buy an outfit
Somehow by some miracle manage to start the game
Play on Pixel Day
Get a score below 100
Get a score of 10k or higher
Get a best combo of 100 or higher
Survive 5+ minutes
Die when both your total hits and best combo are equal (and higher than 20)
Obtain every power-up
Buy ALL the outfits
Medals Earned: 7/50 (35/500 points)
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Start playing!
Enter the tower
Check out the credits
Find Cai's soul
Defeat 1 enemy
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Reach the top of the tower
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat Don
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Defeat Osha
Reach floor 38 :)
Defeat B. Casual
Bother Yeremey
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Defeat Satan
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Defeat 38 enemies
Finish the game as Yeremey
Obtain Strawberryclock
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/60 points)
Help Jack get to Culvers!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/185 points)
Started Chapter 2
Completed the "strong" spirit's problem
Complete the "Cowboy" spirit's problem
Completed the "knight" spirit's Problem
Completed the "lighthouse" spirit's problem
Completed the "Old Lady" spirit's problem
Completed the "artisitc" sprit's problem
Completed the "Tall" spirit's problem
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/190 points)
Complete level 10
Complete level 17
Complete level 25
Find the secret button
Medals Earned: 3/20 (20/375 points)
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
That's a pretty good kick!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
Kill her 50 times.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Medals Earned: 12/12 (240/240 points)
Clear round 1.
Clear round 10.
Clear round 25.
Clear round 50.
Earn 50,000 points.
Earn 100,000 points.
Earn 200,000 points.
Collect a balloon as it's being stolen by a fly.
Collect a balloon and a gift with a single triangle.
Buy your first costume.
Get every costume.
Open fire!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/205 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 5
Complete level 15
Complete level 20
Complete level 30
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/30 points)
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