I'd like to talk about Stan Helsing, a new 'comedy' which will be shitting on your local cinema in the not too distant future! Check out the trailer here.

Let's break down this trailer.

0:09

Some terrible CGI models, but to be fair this is probably an independent film or something.

0:23

OMFG Lulz, he gut waterz sprayed at him!!! Not looking like a comedy classic so far but we'll continue.

0:35

Hey guys, it's Leslie Nelson dressed as a women! Isn't that wacky, crazy and totally hilarious? No it's actually depressing.

0:41

Reading out porn titles is pretty funny and original, huh? DON'T BE FUCKING STUPID - The film Clerks did that same joke back in 1994. In fact it's the exact same joke, guy in a video store, reading out porn titles on the phone. Well done for stealing!

1:00

Fat black guy wearing a superman costume. Yeah.

1:29

Lolz a sexism.

1:31

Guy - "This whole town is dead!"

Girl - "Maybe this is The Sixth Sense or something, maybe we're the one's really dead!"

- Cuts to another girl rolling her eyes -

Wait a minute, what the fuck is the joke? Is there a joke? The girl rolling her eyes is probably taken from another scene, so they probably added that it to give the audience time to laugh. BUT THERE ISN'T A FUCKING JOKE TO LAUGH AT.

1:39 - 2:11

Various shit.

2:12

STAN HELSING, red font on white background. It really should be called, Slasher Flick or Horror Movie, don't try and foll us.

2:14

Hazzah, a genital related joke!

Verdict: Pay to go see this film and you're fucking cinema in the ass.