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I passed my cunting driving test!

2009-03-03 11:05:44 by Jack

I've been driving since 2007 and I've finally passed that fucker.

ALL OF YOU MUST JUMP IN MY CAR AND WE'LL DRIVE TO THOSE SWINGING CLUBS!!!


Battle Pope.

2009-01-16 15:06:40 by Jack

It should replace the Bible, yes?

Yes.

Battle Pope.


I have one simple question.

2008-12-13 20:10:56 by Jack

Will the ladies dig this?

I have one simple question.


Last week..

2008-11-09 14:33:59 by Jack

..I went and saw Lee Evans. It was hilarious.

Also, good value - £30 per ticket and he was on stage for about 3 hours.

Last week..


Warning!

2008-10-15 15:09:18 by Jack

The Game Boy camera is watching you.

Warning!


I don't like..

2008-09-17 16:32:58 by Jack

..the fog in Turok.

I don't like..


Subways!

2008-08-08 15:23:54 by Jack

Eat Fresh!

Subways!


Gummi hot dog..

2008-07-20 15:52:14 by Jack

Anyone for a gummi hot dog?

I still have some gummi pizza if anyone wants some of that..

Gummi hot dog..


Gummi Pizza!!!

2008-07-08 13:39:32 by Jack

Anyone want a slice?

Gummi Pizza!!!


Fuck. Dust.

2008-07-04 15:15:53 by Jack

I want to play some damn Mega Man 2 but DUST won't let me!

I'm going to find some cotton bud tips..

Fuck. Dust.